Riddlesbrood Service Area
We takeeth pleasure in journeying to thy dwelling!
Behold—as a roving troupe of thespians, we traverse the expansive dominion known as the Delaware Valley, traversing its breadth and depth! Our services extend to ye olde domains of New Jersey, New York, Delaware, and the vast expanse of Eastern Pennsylvania. Yet, let it be known that our audacity knows no bounds, for we occasionally accommodate the entreaties of interested parties hailing from distant lands, such as the Carolinas, Ohio, Kentucky and even Texas. Should the inclination to employ our talents seize you, a mere summons through the sacred channels of “Email” shall grant you an audience, wherein we shall delve into the intricate tapestry of your particulars.
Alas, we do not perpetually grace the stage upon a rustic wagon, as the image above may suggest. Nay, the conveyance that propels us henceforth is a modern marvel—the ubiquitous truck lovingly known as “The Vandal”. A vehicle that our master craftsmen have built by hand in our secret headquarters.
Take heed—for a fee shall be levied for our sojourn should your destination exceed a span of fifty miles from the abode of Stratford in the realm of New Jersey. Depending on the remoteness of your chosen venue, the arrangements of lodging may come to bear upon our encounter. Should your interest be kindled despite the geographic chasm that separates us, hesitate not to invoke the oral form of discourse. (Call us at 609-377-9125) Lo, we are well versed in the art of negotiation, and custom arrangements we shall fashion. Should further inquiries assail your intellect, a journey through the corridors of our Frequently Asked Questions page shall provide succor.
Thus, let the clarion call of the stage resound! Seek us, seekers of grandeur and enlightenment, and together, we shall weave a tale of artistic splendor that transcends borders, beckoning the passions of distant souls to unite in rapturous embrace!!!