Murder Mystery Party in Newtown PA

 

Oh, excuse me! I didn’t notice you there right away, my eyesight’s not what it used to be, you see. My name is Trench-mouth, Owner of this here gas station on the edge of nowhere. Anyhow, I suppose you are thinking about doing a Murder Mystery Party in PA, am I right? Looks like you folks looking to have yourselves a bit of entertainment at the expense of some unfortunate others. That’s ok, that’s what a murder mystery is all about, I’m certainly ain’t no judge of character! Ya see, we performed a murder mystery party here in Newtown some years back. A Show called ‘Rearview Screamer’. It was quite a spooky tale of hitchhikers, monsters and killers! The story revolved around my old fill-up garage. Most my competitors bought themselves some new-fangled electric pumps for their stations…but as you can perceive; I continue to rely on old Granny gurgle right here…and she still pumps at 30 cents a gallon! Sounds pretty good right? Just one little problem…this here fuel…is cursed!!! Pumped up from the depths of a lonely graveyard. Some say it’s made from the sludge of decomposing killers, some say it’s a cause of the Indian burial ground under here, as far as I’m concerned, it’s Satan’s upchuck. I can tell you that the audience loved the show, and all made it out alive. But enough about my gasoline…bet your wondering just how to purchase yourself a great murder mystery show for your party right? That’s easy! Just give us a call and we can hook you up real good!

Venues Local to Newtown PA

 

"The Brick Hotel (1 Washington Ave Newtown, PA 18940), temperance house (5 S State St Newtown, PA 18940)"

 

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